Please take this feelings away~!! I can't stand it!~~

* hey..i'm annoyed with u*

*u're so freakin funny till i forgot to laugh*

*u're not the only one who experience that..that's every women's nature*

*stop making it such a big deal and let everyone knows*

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Aduyai...

Pagini celik2 mate je..eh..pe kaler2 biru ni..rupenye skali laptop kt sbelah menyale..nape ni...terpisat2 membace..adusss..skali laptop 'kong' la...hardware problem..alaaaa..cmane nk bukak kedai ni..hisss....terpakse mintak from my dearest sister kasi pinjam die pnye netbook...huh..walaupun mengalami kurang kepuasan,dgn skrin yg cito'et ni...but i need to run my business..nk raye ni..kne berniaga galak skit..nk cari duit raye..tggu 'encik' pulang beraya la,baru bole format laptop tua tu...kesian die...(-___-)

Something might Be true,But so fuNNy Part 1

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced

enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(wow..)

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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(it make sense~)

***

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.

(ok,thats eww)

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A pig’s orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(lucky pig)

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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to
death.

(wht the..?)

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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(tringat lawak arwah din beramboi dlm radio 9 beliau)

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Butterflies taste with their feet.

(its like..here hv a taste..smbil memijak2 makanan,jgn wt cmtu ekk..tk baik)

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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(0_o)

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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed
people.

(thank god i'm right-handed)

***

A cat’s urine glows under a black light.

(for real??..sape yg kaji neh?)

Kad raya..ooh..kad raya~

haha..terpakse blurkan address...bahaye~ ^_^

tinggal lebih kurang sminggu lagi nk raye kan..hehe..tadi balik dr ofis,..smpai kt meja mkn..eh?..ade kad raya la..skrg ni susah nk dpt kad raya "snail mail" style kan?..mcm time skolah dlu..mmber sebelah rumah pon sibuk hantar kad raya..by pos plak tu..yela..nk rase thrill dpt kad raya yg bersetem,yg posman hantar..hikhik..kad raya ni kiriman dr ex-housemate..thanx siyah,walaupun peluang kita bersame meng'gila' kt rumah tu sekejap je..ko la satu2 member aku yg susah payah beli kad raya,lekat setem kt sampul n pos kt aku..thanx byk2..baru je dlm previous post td,ckp pasal "someone who was my bff"..hmm..walaupun kenal tk lame,da bole beza mane yg ikhlas kawan ngn kita kan...and i think this is the ONLY ONE kad raya yg aku dpt..haha..

::bFf::

*Last nite,i dreamt about someone who used to be my BFF

*I dont know why our friendship leads this way..and its really heart-breakin

*we used to be so close before

*why u have to be so cold when u get ur perfect status in ur life?

*never text,never call when ur here in town

*Last time we met is last raya which is a year ago..thats where i realize,something different

*Hmm..maybe its just me..i miss u friend..

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Some Silly reaLizaTion..ahaha

Bila mula pakai phone 'touchiching' ni :: tetiba sy realize something silly n a little funny :: 'touch qwerty' is a little hard when u have a short fingernails :: haih..slalu salah tekan..(-______-)

my Neglected Diary

Its been 3 months eyh?..maybe too bz to update this blog..thats why name blog ni pun bertukar..hehe..worse than "i ain't no writer" i guess..hahah..20 ramadhan already..(hamboi..kalo nk raya tu hari2 kira..puase tkde lak nk kira mcm ni)..last nite..tgk citer "he's not that into u"..quite moving..tetibe rase rindu teramat plak kt 'encik' sorang tu...lepas tgk citer ni..heheh (mula la nk gedik tu)...owh..i got myself a new phone..SAMSUNG STAR...got "touchingching" screen hahaha,dont know if i manage to take a good care for such a sensitive phone since i'm a very clumsy user..sheessshh...plans for Raya??..yeah he got plans for me..inviting me to his house this raya..ok(gulp!)..not quite sure about camane nk pegi tu..since rumah die about an hour away..nk drive sorg ke??..hmm...lets skip that...baju raya tk siap lagi..hantar tempah genap dua bulan..tk phm btol la tukang jahit ni..anyways.."Selamat Hari Raya"...i'll be back next two months kot hahaa

Saya ke Klinik Kesihatan dgn muka yg ceria??

"Mok,inguh keghing doh ni..ghano nok jupo doktor??" apela..ingos kering pn ckp kt mak lagi..haha..last night i was forced by my mother to see doctor coz i had flu for 3 days..of course la bimbang skrg musim penyakit ganas2..so i went..right after maghrib prayers..time tu org tk ramai lagi..muke ceria semacam je masuk kt waiting room tu...pndg kiri.pndg kanan,,ok kne amik no giliran...adik la volunteer nk amikkan no..tkan2..tsk..tskk..tskk..kuar la ketasnye..tp KOSONG je..tkde no?..apsal org sbelum ni boleh je...tkan2 lagi..owh..  

-_______- ..ade sbijik kotak kecik yg disambung ke mesin tu.kt situ ade tertulis "tekan butang disini"..camtu la bunyinye..ok  problem solved..salah tekan butang rupenye..nasib baik tk jahanam mesin tu..

Tibe turn jumpe doktor..masukk..aik?..ni apehal ade patient lain ni..owh lupe..klinik kerajaan..ape2 je lah..hmm..yg best tu kerusi mmg dah tersedia dua kt tepi meja doktor tu..yg tengah cek duk belah sane..yg menunggu dok belah sini..haha..fuunnnyyyy...and awkward..sbb kita pn tersebok skali nk dgr penyakit org..tibe turn nk kene cek plak..tukar posisi la of course..hihi.."sakit ape?".."selsema, 3 hari dh,tp hari ni ok skit..batuk je"...."ade kahak??"...."haaa?"..."ade kahak?"...tetibe assistant nurse tu ulang dgn nada yg sedkit tinggi.."ade kahak takkk??".."owh..ade skit.."..urgghhh..da la ckp tk clear,pakai face mask plak..aiyoo..ok..ok..my bad..hmmm..

sy di anugerahkan sbotol ubat batuk..sepeket ubat selsema n ubat demam..sy berlalu dgn muka ceria juga...(^_^)v

Can i get a haircut????

pegang remote...tkan butang ke kanan..ketik.ketik..channel MTV..wah!..ade konsert lady gaga la.....cntik plak rmbut minah ni..simple..bukan style tah ape2 seperti kebiasaan lady gaga slalu buat...hmmm..rase nak potong mcm ni la....bole tk??

hehe...mcm cun je kalau potong mcm ni..nnti bole tgk lady gaga versi saye..hahaha

for my Mom,and to all mommies in the world~

She was there at the beginning

When the world was new to you -

She was there to turn to happy times

Those when, you were hurt or blue.

She was there to listen to your thoughts

And when you asked, to give advice -

She was there to tell you, "Those don't match!"

Or, "Hon, you sure look nice."

She was there with you at nighttime

To help you say your prayers _

She was there to tell you, "It's alright."

When you had a dream that scares.

She was there at morning time

To get you up and out of bed -

She was there when you didn't feel good (or did)

To say, "You'd best stay home, instead."

She was there when you were hungry

And when you had those dirty clothes -

She was there when you needed her

(How she knew? Only heaven knows.)

She was there at the beginning

And she'll be there your whole life through -

She'll be there in your mind and heart

Just like a mother is supposed to do.

*credit to mother's day poem collection

*i love u so much*